Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna; Kyonki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas; Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas
Doctor: Ye Sirap 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lene Hai! Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Hamara Ghar Men Itna Chammach Nahin Hai!
Pathan (Apni Patni Se): Begam Munne Ne Cockroch Kha Liya! Patni: Haay Rabba Jaldi Doctor Ko Bulaao! Pathan: To Tention N Le Maine Munne Ko Mortin Pila Di Hai!
Doctor: Davai Hila Kar Piya Karo! Pathan: Oh Ye Badi Mushkil Hoti Hai! Davai Hilane Se Chamche Se Gir Jaati Hai Fir Jamin Se Chatani Padti Hai!
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Chashma Laga Ke Ham Akhbar Padh Sakega N? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Pathan: Fir Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Ki Bhi Koi Jindgi Hai
Techer: Bade Hokar Kya Banoge? Pappu: Ji Doctor Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Bas Ji Ab Kanoon Ki Aakhon Ki Raushani Lautani Hai